1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the
Web.


2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.


3. I will get dressed before noon.


4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking
of the Web.















5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are
Web-deprived.


6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.







7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.


8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I
can hear the music on the Web.



9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.


10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.


11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I
was too busy on the Web.


12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will
always be there tomorrow!
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