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Where do pets come from?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book
of Genesis has provided the answer to
"Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the
garden, you walked with us every day. Now we
do not see you any more. We are lonesome here,
and it is difficult for us to remember how much
you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a
companion for you that will be with you forever
and who will be a reflection of my love for you,
so that you will love me even when you cannot
see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or
unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you are and will love you as I do,
in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a
companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with
Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all
the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think
of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have
created this new animal to be a reflection of
my love for you, his name will be a reflection
of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a
companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to
the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become
filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks
and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog
has indeed taught them that they are loved, but
perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a
companion who will be with them forever and who
will see them as they are. The companion will remind
them of their limitations, so they will know that they
are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to
Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam
and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded
that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't care one way or the other.

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