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**   Your website name mentions your dogs.

**   You find doggie treats in your pocket when you get to work.

**   You call your boss and say that you can't come to work
or that you will be late because one of the dogs is sick.

** You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard,
but no small children.

** You have baby gates permanently installed
at strategic places around the house, but no babies.

** The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the
kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

** You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield
because there are nose-prints all over the inside.

** Poop has become a source of conversation
for you and your significant other.

** You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Hon.

** You have 32 different names for your dog.
Most make no sense, but he understands.

** Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let him kiss you
[just not immediately afterward, of course.]

** You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Chanukah
cards from your dog.

** You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be
comfortable.

** You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and
watch a  rented DVD tape and
cuddle your dog than go out to the movies.

** You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because
it's one of the very few places that lets you bring
your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.

** You open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies
you use for pick-ups pops out.

** You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage
just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub,
without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.

** You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in
the back yard while it's raining because your dog
really needs you to go out in a storm
and sort of hold his paw.

** Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy
lumber and build her a small staircase so she
can climb onto the bed by herself.

** Your license plate or license plate frame
mentions your dog.

** You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.

** You have your dog's picture on your office desk
[but no one else's.]

** Your parents refer to your pet as their granddogger..

** You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken
[so your dog gets a taste, too.]

** You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.

** You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.

** And your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site!
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE
A REAL DOG PERSON
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