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Just checking to see if you were at your computer Yep, you are! So, keep scrolling for Bits of Wisdom ************************* Love is grand ! Divorce is a hundred grand. ************************* I am in shape. Round is a shape. ************************* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ***************** ********** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** I am a nutritional overachiever. *************************** I plan on living forever. So far, so good. *************************** Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. *************************** A day without sunshine is like night. *************************** It's frustrating when you know all the answers, But nobody bothers to ask you the questions. *************************** The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. *************************** Brain cells come and brain cells go, But fat cells live forever. *************************** Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone. *************************** Life not only begins at forty, It also begins to show. ******************* ******* I smile because I am your friend! I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it. SEE YA' LATER |
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