| Why Dogs Can't Use Computers |
#10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. #9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are Out of the question. #8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. #7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome. #6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's Browsing www.purina.com instead of working. #5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. #4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail". #3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits. #2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms. #1. He can't stick his head out of Windows 98. |
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